Thursday, June 20, 2013

Limit your ferrets....no stacking.

Occasionally I'll come home to find a flyer on the door from the T-Park officials informing residents of upcoming events, available vacancies and reminding everyone of neighborhood policies.  Some of the reminders get pretty specific and are obviously a diaper everyone is forced to wear because of one or two residents crapping themselves. One of these on my door yesterday included 2 such reminders.  It read "Please observe the 6 ferret per household clause as outlined in the Park bylaws." and "Stacking of units is not permitted regardless of structural guarantees from the manufacturer".

I can't possibly imagine inviting even more rodents into this thing than what are already taking up residence WITHOUT my cooperation!  What kind of person can't limit themselves to 6 ferrets without threats from "the association" for crying out loud?!

The trailer-stacking I completely understand. I, myself, am tempted to buy another one and see about stacking in an attempt to migrate ever closer to a more house-ish feel.  I am having absolutely no luck with the local crane operators however.