10th Day Of Christmas

On the 10th day of Christmas, the T-Park gave to me...

10 Turkey Fryer Fires,

9 Evicted Neighbors, 

8 "South Will Rise" signs, 

7 Nights With No Sleep, 

6 Pipes A Freezing, 

5 War-rants served, 

4 Inbred Cats, 

3 Meth Labs, 

 2 Repo'd Cars 

and the Tire Fire In My Back Yard.