2012 Approacheth

I think that New Years Eve preps are well under way in the T-Park.  I've noticed an increase in the number of live traps placed around the neighborhood, an appearance of numerous home-made signs on the corners advertising local deals on Everclear and Boone's Farm,  and that the ever-present Rebel flags are looking especially Bedazzled.  I DO NOT think that any of this is coincidental.  I fear that 2012 will be rung in by the report of stockpiled M-80's attached to various terrified T-critters, the intoxicated curse-riddled bellows of delight from shirtless lighter wielding rednecks and the ignored screams of angst from their Kool-aid stained children cowering behind paper thin aluminum walls that can't possibly protect them from their inevitable genetic future celebrating outside.  I'm planning to keep a fire extinguisher at hand and my car running throughout the night.  I'm sure I'll be praying for the Mayans to be prompt with their prediction.