An account of some of the more inspirational moments experienced adjusting to my new life in the Trailer Park. Feel free to leave comments or ask questions. Let's learn about this fascinating neighborhood together!
Saturday, December 31, 2011
Mower Parade "Running Of The Fools"
The
push mower parade was a pretty unique event.
One that I hope is not a precursor of things to come. It got under way well enough and looked like
it could have been quite a procession, but discrimination and copious amounts
of alcohol dashed the hopes of many shoeless toddlers lining the streets ready
to cheer for their favorite Yard-Man or Murray.
I later heard that there were grumblings in the staging area when it was
immediately apparent that the newly recognized self-propelled class thought
they should lead the way since their mowers had a governed speed and would not
be able to easily follow without wearing on their machine’s clutches with
multiple stops and starts. The well
established manual push class wasn’t having any of that and began boasting
about their authentic push mower superiority.
There was much yelling, chest pounding and 2 cycle motor revving, but
the parade started anyway. When they
passed by my location, about halfway along the parade route I could sense
tension among the ranks. I guess once
they were out of view around the corner was when the first mower deck was
tilted back exposing the spinning blades in a threatening manner. I was told by a very excited and inebriated
first hand “witness” that soon there wasn’t a single mower on anything but its
hind-wheels. As angry and terrified
mowers owners hurried passed us and back to their sheds, this man slobbered his
way through a recounting of blades clashing in spectacular bursts of sparking
metal and plastic wheels and air thick with obscenities, 32:1 mixture smoke and
side-discharged mower parts, fingers and toes.
He claimed that one poor fellow lost his grip allowing the mower fall
back on all 4 wheels, where it was quickly covered by the others like “fire
ants on a grasshopper” with the owner scrambling away on his belly. The scene he described was certainly a
gruesome one. I wanted to hear more, true or not, but he
said he had to hurry home to wake up his “little cat catchers”, whatever that
meant. I have no doubt that the parade
didn’t make it to the intended stopping point, but I doubt anyone was seriously
injured. Surely that would have brought
a halt to the rest of the evening’s festivities, right? I’m off to The Kahler Trailer to fetch my entrée
for the Warm-N-Swap.
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